Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them
"suck my dick" ok
“bite me” hell yeah
"kiss my ass" sure
Is tumblr fucking up for anyone else? Like my posts aren’t getting any notes
when you’re trying to teach your friends a game and there’s no official rule book
“Hi Nicki. It’s Beyonce Giselle Knowles-Carter of the House of Dereon aka King B aka America’s National Treasure with skin and soul as pure and as white as a fresh Winter Morning aka Sasha Fierce aka The Second Coming. How you livin’?”
This friction burn on my elbows and knee is going to be the DEATH OF MEEEEEEEE.